thelunaticyouarelookingfor:

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer."

Now that’s a well done biblical license plate.

(via edgy-science-nerd)

sasstrid-and-dorkcup:

this entire episode is a treasure.

(Source: stripedsweater, via ifyoulaugh)

eatingisfab:

look whos still single in 2014

(via fake-mermaid)

phobias:

it makes me so happy that strangers find me followable 

(via moistbottom)

youngblackandvegan:

jonesalicious:

So after belle and the beast got married they have to buy all new furniture since like half their castle turned into people

Beauty and the Beast 2: The Trip to Ikea

(Source: mikaylugh, via edgy-science-nerd)

50kwatch:

u know what the worst thing about being a girl is… is when another girl asks u for a hair tie, but its ur last one, but u can’t say u don’t have one because she knows its on ur wrist, so u give it to her, and then she says “oh i’ll give it back!” knowing damn well she won’t, and u sit there sad because now you have to go buy another pack of hair ties that u know ur gonna lose by the end of the month

(Source: kev1ndurant, via edgy-science-nerd)

noablaespanol:

HE JUST GOES ALONG WITH IT

(Source: lord-stark, via edgy-science-nerd)